Season 5: 1966-1967
- This season consisted of 30 episodes.
| # | Title | Written by | Directed by | Airdate | Prod. code |
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| 139 | "The Party Line" | Paul Henning and Mark Tuttle | Joseph Depew | September 14, 1966 | 5-1 |
| Granny and Jethro return from visiting the hills with an old-fashioned telephone to communicate with home. | |||||
| 140 | "The Soup Contest" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | September 21, 1966 | 5-2 |
| In an attempt to attract suitors for Elly May, Granny enters some of her own soup in a contest under the girl's name. | |||||
| 141 | "Jethro Takes Love Lessons" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Joseph Depew | September 28, 1966 | 5-3 |
| Despite getting advice from an expert, Jethro remains unlucky at romance. | |||||
| 142 | "The Badger Game" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | October 5, 1966 | 5-4 |
| A young girl posing as an acquaintance from back home tries to blackmail Jed with some compromising photographs. | |||||
| 143 | "The Badgers Return" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | October 12, 1966 | 5-5 |
| A pair of con artists use the Clampetts' unwitting assistance to try to blackmail Mr. Drysdale. | |||||
| 144 | "The Gorilla" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | October 19, 1966 | 5-6 |
| After the Clampetts request a gorilla to help out with housework, Mr. Drysdale hires a man in a costume to change their minds. | |||||
| 145 | "Come Back, Little Herby" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | October 26, 1966 | 5-7 |
| The man in the gorilla costume takes advantage of the Clampett's lifestyle when he's supposed to be working. | |||||
| 146 | "Jed in Politics" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Joseph Depew | November 2, 1966 | 5-8 |
| The government tells Granny to stop making her lye soap because it is causing smog, so Jed decides to run for the office of Smog Commissioner. | |||||
| 147 | "Clampett Cha Cha Cha" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Joseph Depew | November 9, 1966 | 5-9 |
| The Clampetts win free dancing lessons from some unlucky dance instructors. | |||||
| 148 | "Jed Joins the Board" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Guy Scarpitta | November 16, 1966 | 5-10 |
| Jed joins the board of the OK Oil Company, and uses the company's airplane to start an airline service with Jethro as the pilot. | |||||
| 149 | "Granny Lives It Up" | Paul Henning and Mark Tuttle | Joseph Depew | November 23, 1966 | 5-11 |
| Granny is on a date with two men at the same time, in different rooms of the mansion. | |||||
| 150 | "The Gloria Swanson Story" | Paul Henning and Mark Tuttle | Joseph Depew | November 30, 1966 | 5-12 |
| The Clampetts help save movie star Gloria Swanson from having her home demolished. | |||||
| 151 | "The Woodchucks" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Joseph Depew | December 7, 1966 | 5-13 |
| Jethro attempts to impress a group of female Bird Watchers by joining the Wood Chucks organization. | |||||
| 152 | "Foggy Mountain Soap" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | December 14, 1966 | 5-14 |
| Jed and Granny star in a commercial for Foggy Mountain Soap, with Jethro as the director. | |||||
| 153 | "The Christmas Present" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Guy Scarpitta | December 21, 1966 | 5-15 |
| The Clampetts decide to get into the Christmas spirit by doing something nice for Mrs. Drysdale. | |||||
| 154 | "The Flying Saucer" | Paul Henning and Mark Tuttle | Joseph Depew | December 28, 1966 | 5-16 |
| Mr. Drysdale has a great idea for a bank promotion: a flying saucer to swoop down over the Rose Bowl throwing out "Drysdale Dollars". | |||||
| 155 | "The Mayor of Bug Tussle" | Paul Henning and Mark Tuttle | Joseph Depew | January 4, 1967 | 5-17 |
| The Mayor of the Clampetts' hometown arrives needing money to cover up his misuse of city funds. | |||||
| 156 | "Granny Retires" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Joseph Depew | January 11, 1967 | 5-18 |
| Before Granny gives up her medicine practice, she trains a city doctor in the ways of mountain medicine. | |||||
| 157 | "The Clampett Curse" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Joseph Depew | January 18, 1967 | 5-19 |
| The Clampetts give all their money away, and feel relieved of the burden. | |||||
| 158 | "The Indians Are Coming" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | February 1, 1967 | 5-20 |
| A minor boundary dispute between an Indian tribe and Jed is blown out of proportion by Granny, who expects to be scalped by the "red devils". John Wayne guest-stars as himself in a cameo. | |||||
| 159 | "The Marriage Machine" | Mark Tuttle and Ronny Pearlman | Joseph Depew | February 8, 1967 | 5-21 |
| After Granny's love potion is a failure, the Clampetts decide to use a computer dating service to find matches. | |||||
| 160 | "Elly Comes Out" | Mark Tuttle and Deborah Haber | Joseph Depew | February 15, 1967 | 5-22 |
| The Clampetts try once again to get a suitor for Elly May by holding a "coming out" party for her. | |||||
| 161 | "The Matador" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | February 22, 1967 | 5-23 |
| After seeing a matador with lots of female admirers, Jethro decides to become a bullfighter. | |||||
| 162 | "The Gypsy's Warning" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | March 1, 1967 | 5-24 |
| Mrs. Drysdale hires some Gypsies to scare the Clampetts away, and Granny thinks they want to steal her "baby boy" Jethro. | |||||
| 163 | "His Royal Highness" | Mark Tuttle and Deborah Haber | Joseph Depew | March 8, 1967 | 5-25 |
| Mr. Drysdale tries to get Elly May engaged to a king. | |||||
| 164 | "Super Hawg" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | March 15, 1967 | 5-26 |
| Granny wants to buy a hippopotamus from Mr. Drysdale, thinking it is a giant hog. | |||||
| 165 | "The Doctors" | Mark Tuttle and Deborah Haber | Joseph Depew | March 22, 1967 | 5-27 |
| Granny clashes with a city doctor over her unorthodox treatments. | |||||
| 166 | "Delovely and Scruggs" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | March 29, 1967 | 5-28 |
| Lester Flatt's wife has a successful screen test to be an actress, but she must endure three days in the Clampett's cabin. | |||||
| 167 | "The Little Monster" | Mark Tuttle and Deborah Haber | Joseph Depew | April 12, 1967 | 5-29 |
| Elly May has to take care of Mr. Drysdale's 11 year old nephew, Little Milby. | |||||
| 168 | "The Dahlia Feud" | Paul Henning and Buddy Atkinson | Joseph Depew | April 19, 1967 | 5-30 |
| Granny thinks Mrs. Drysdale has hired a hit man to kill the Clampetts. | |||||
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